The Best Insta Captions For Halloween

"Trick or treat yo'self!"

This is Halloween, This is Halloween! We are all so excited about this weekend! We’re looking forward to the sweets, the scary movies, and scrolling through Instagram and seeing everyone’s costumes!

If you’re dressing up, heading out or have any Halloween plans, you might be posting on IG. Struggling with captions? We got you!

With great costumes come great Instagram captions! We’ve compiled a list for you to get your inspiration from. It’s full of puns and quotes that will fill your posts and stories for the whole weekend!

The Puns

Don’t let the muggles get you down

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

Demons are a ghoul’s best friends

Trick or treat yo’self!

If the hat fits, wear it, witch!

Witch, please

Resting witch face

It’s alive!

You’re just not my (blood) type

Bad to the bone

The ghost-ess with the mostest

He ghosted me!

Boo-gie time!

Creepin it real

With my boo

Movies & TV

“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good”

“Mischief managed”

“Honestly! Don’t you two read?” – Harry Potter

“Oh look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” Hocus Pocus

“Most everyone’s mad here” – Chesire Cat from Alice in Wonderland

“I AM the Pumpkin King!” Nightmare before Christmas

“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color” Wednesday Addams.

“I see dead people” Sixth Sense

“Be afraid, be very afraid” The Fly

“Do you like scary movies?” – Scream

“Being normal is vastly overrated” Halloweentown

“All work and no play makes *insert name* a dull boy” the Shining

“Knock knock knock on the gates of Hell Guess who’s back with another spell” CAOS

Books & Stories


“We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones” – Stephen King

“When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.”

“People….Like to invent monsters and monstrosities. Then they seem less monstrous themselves” – Geralt of Rivia, The Lat Wish

“Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” Tim Burton

“By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes” Shakespeare



By Sadhbh Pearse